Brave Space Pioneer Shut Down by Illuminati and Their ‘Round Earth’ Conspiracy

Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
December 6, 2017

What’s the worst thing that could happen?

As we all know, the idea of a round earth is an Illuminati plot to trick the uninitiated into thinking that we actually live on a floating orb.


Our flat earth is clearly riding on the back of a giant turtle or space jellyfish or other semi-aquatic creature swimming through the warm ether.

One brave Boomer decided to expose the round earth conspiracy by creating his own rocket.

Sky News:

A limousine driver turned self-taught scientist has had to delay plans to launch himself over a California ghost town in a home-made rocket.

Mike Hughes, who calls himself Mad Mike Hughes and says he doesn’t believe in science, has spent years building his own steam-powered rocket in his garage to prove the Earth is flat.

The 61-year-old saved money from his $15-an-hour driving job and has spent $20,000 (£15,000) on the project.

Money well-spent already.

No, but seriously, this is what happens when you give a generation of man-children too much free time (retirement) and too much money. They spend it building steam rockets in their garage, to disprove NASA and Galilleo or whoever the fuck.

“Kids these days think they’re entitled to exist on a spherical orb in space!”

Worse, the flat earthers even have an entire following and donor base with which they helped this guy build the rocket.

While we’re fighting to stave off White Genocide, there is an entire society of people dedicated to not believing in a round planet Earth and raising funds to disprove it.

You can get Boomers to literally piss away their retirement money on hair-brained flat earth steam powered rocket schemes, but you can’t get them to lift a finger to prevent White Genocide. Or god forbid you should mention the Jews. That’s pretty crazy when you think about it.

Anyways, this guy is not actually going to do it for the simple reason that he’ll die if he does. While I don’t doubt his engineering skills and ability to create a steam rocket, I just wonder how he’s going to safely land.

I may not be the only one having doubts as the launch was scheduled for this weekend. I was planning on reading about yet another senseless Boomer killing when he inevitably crashed into a school full of children or maybe even a hospital. But alas, seems he’s getting cold feet.

I hope he takes these idiots’ money and just runs to the other end of the earth with it.

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